My Swimming Trunks Have - Been Sucked Off

Go to the pool manager. Do not be embarrassed. I said, “Excuse me, sir… the drain ate my rubber ducks.” He laughed, walked to the pump room, and opened the filter canister. There they were—wadded up, wet, but intact.

Dry off. Laugh it off. And for the love of all that is chlorinated, buy a tighter suit. Have you lost your swimwear to a rogue pool filter? Share your story in the comments below. Let’s build a support group. We’ll meet at the hot tub—where there are no drains. My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

If your waistband is loose (more than two fingers of slack), you are wearing a sail. When the water pulls the back of your shorts, the front acts like a lever, peeling the waistband over your hips in 0.3 seconds. First Response: What To Do When You Are Suddenly Exposed So, you’ve uttered the terrible words: My swimming trunks have been sucked off. You are now treading water in a public pool, feeling a draft where no draft should be. Go to the pool manager