| What they promise | What really happens | |------------------|----------------------| | Free, working product key | The key is either already blocked or generated from a stolen list. | | “100% safe” software | 9 out of 10 such tools contain malware (source: cybersecurity reports). | | Lifetime activation | Microsoft’s servers periodically re-check keys. Illegal ones are deactivated within weeks. | | No virus | Antivirus software will flag it as a threat — because it is one. |

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